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OPEN YOUR DOORS OF PERCEPTION
With The World's Only 3D Abstract Film Channel
OPEN YOUR DOORS
OF PERCEPTION
With The World's 1st & Only 3D Abstract Film Channel
SEE IT ALL in SpectrumVision 3D
PREPARE
To be fully immersed in an un-speakable beauty.
An all immersive rainbow of motion...
Transports you to...
An Unknown World Where Everything is:
New... Magical...
A world where:
You are completely relaxed...
And
Yet somehow steeped in a new found awareness.
You see the world anew.
Your perspective throughly cleansed...
- A New Freedom Enlightens
- Unrealized Potentials move to the fore.
Along with them...
- Visions of Previously Unrecognized Possibilities.
You have never seen like this before...
"HOW WILL I KNOW IF IT'S FOR ME?"
It's a Catch 22 -
The only way to know if it's for you is to try it -
And you don't want to try it unless it's for you -
Let me help you with that!
STOP, LOOK & LISTEN to
What Subscribers Say:
Enter My “Shameless Bribe”
Also Known As:
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"I NEED TO SEE MORE"
Okay, okay...Now,
Before we make this magical little exchange where:
- You give me your address
- I send you your very own SpectrumVision 3D Glasses;
AND THEN
- You enter your LOGIN, PASSWORD + Credit Card#
To gain Exclusive Access to:
A stunningly beautiful array of bedazzling flickers...
Here is another preview:
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"WHAT'S THIS GOING TO DO FOR ME?"
Okay, so do you wanna take that Mind of yours and turn it into a Majestic Palace??
A place where:
- Previously Unrealized Potential
And
- Visions Of Future Possibilities
All Love to Come and Visit?
Bringing you all types of gifts like:
- Ultimate Relaxation
- Unparalleled Imagination
- Unsurpassed Fascination
- Remarkable Awareness
- A Limitless Perspective
- Ultimate Relaxation
- Unparalleled Imagination
- Unsurpassed Fascination
- Remarkable Awareness
- A Limitless Perspective
A PLACE THAT IS:
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“I'LL BET IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS TO CANCEL."
Well Buckle up Buckaroo
Because this thing
Is so fast and so easy,
It’ll make your head spin.
Here I’ll show you:
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That was pretty snapping no?
But I know what you might be thinking next,
“yeah but I’ll forget when the free trial is up…”
Nah, I won’t let you do that:
“Why would you do that?”
You say?
Ummm-
To show you I can help you,
By Actually Helping You!
You see, having
- Ultimate Relaxation
- Unparalleled Imagination
- Unsurpassed Fascination
- Remarkable Awareness
- A Limitless Perspective
- Ultimate Relaxation
- Unparalleled Imagination
- Unsurpassed Fascination
- Remarkable Awareness
- A Limitless Perspective
Are some of the most valuable assets,
One can have in this life.
Period.
And I can honestly say…
I’m so confident
This will work for you
That I’ll let you try it out FREE.
Because it doesn’t require "Luck"
Even though that would be nice ;)
It doesn’t require “Talent”
Just enough of a Mind
To be massaged... relaxed... cleansed…
And you’ve got that!
(Or You wouldn’t have come this far.)
It doesn’t require “Practice.”
What does it require then?
Belief.
Enough to take a chance.
Enough to absorb what I have made for you.
Enough to allow yourself to try it.
If you do just that
- nothing more, nothing less
The results will be hard to believe.
Remember:
- Better than any Guarantee
You pay nothing!
If you’re not completely
blown away...
100% in LOVE
with this Special Offer.
So here’s what to do next…
Simply use the order form
On the bottom of this page
And you’ll have:
Immediate Exclusive Access
And
Your SpectrumVision 3D Glasses will ship right away.
"What's Your Offer Again?"
I thought you
would never ask ;)
And since you asked nicely; I'm going to include:
An Extra Pair of SpectrumVision 3D Glasses
(One for you and One for your Bestie)
Making it 2 (Yes TWO) pairs of these:
Perception Bending...
Mind Massaging 3D Glasses...
Just for Kicking the Tires on My New Cinema Channel.
Needless to say, this is a VERY Limited Time Offer...
So click that knarly
RED BUTTON
Down there
Before it disappears!
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DUE TO RECENT
FILM FESTIVAL MEDIA COVERAGE THERE IS HIGH DEMAND FOR THIS OFFER.
IF IT TAKES A FEW SECONDS TO LOAD AFTER YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER PLEASE BE PATIENT...
Like I mentioned before,
this offer is free;
I provide you with:
*2 weeks Free Access;
**I provide your 3D Glasses
(2 pairs, even);
I cover the shipping
and handling costs
And
Send them to you
anywhere in the USA!
All You Need To Do Is
Put Your Details In Below
To CLAIM THIS SPECIAL OFFER
and say:
"YES!
I WANT TO BE
LAVISHLY STROKED IN CINEMATIC LUXURY NOW!!"
*Your information is secure and will never be shared.
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Thanks for taking the time to read this page.
I look forward to hearing from you soon!
KWA
PS
Ahhh you made it to the PS section!!
And, in case you’re one of those people
Who just skip to the end, here’s the deal:
I’m an Artist of the Moving Image,
I Am Launching a New Cinema Channel
And in doing so,
I’m providing you with:
*2 weeks of FREE access to my works
And mailing you
**2 pairs of SpectrumVision 3-D Glasses
That will:
Lavishly Indulge You in a New Found Freedom,
While RELAXing You in a Fascinating Bonanza
Of Colorful Flickers...
All accompanied by
The Latest Sound Sensation.
ALL FOR FREE
All I ask is that you give it a chance
To take you to this place
(and help me out with a small fee if after a couple weeks you’ve achieved a New Perspective that is Valuable to you).
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Double PS
Seriously? Still Reading? Who hurt you?…
Okay, look. This is a very limited offer because I’ve only printed a thousand pairs of these very special:
3-D Glasses and they are packed and ready to be shipped.
Once I’ve sold out, I’ll have to do another print run.
And I don’t know how long this will take with all the pandemonium that’s going on in the world right now-
-from this nasty little invisible beast called the Rona.
So act now and just hit the damn order button.
There’s not “catch” to this offer.
You will not be paying some crazy shipping and handling Charge or anything like that...
No shenanigans of any kind (pinky promise).
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Triple PS
Holy shit pickles! Still with me…
What do you need to see?
Magic?
Is that what you want?
Look, I don’t know what else to tell you…
What I will say is this…
I’m so confident these films will have
A profound impact on your psyche,
That if they don’t IT’S 100% FREE
AND YOU PAY NOTHING UNLESS IN FACT THEY DO!
You don’t even need to send the 3-D Glasses back!!
How’s that for magic?
Okay, hit the big red shiny obnoxious button below
And claim your pairs now.
Listen, giddy-up, okay?
Tick-tock
Tick-tock
You won’t regret it.
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FAQ
When Will My 3-D Glasses Arrive?
When you click the button on this page To confirm your shipping addressAnd sign up for your 14 Day Complimentary Access
To my Cinema Channel,
Your SpectrumVision 3-D Glasses will be shipped
USPS 1st Class, within 24 hours.
Depending on where you are in the USA, it takes between 2 & 7 business days for them to arrive at your door.
And no, you can’t get this on Amazon or Prime Video... Because Amazon takes all our monies.
What Am I Getting?
A shetland pony, 60-minute deep-tissue massage and a strawberry milkshake.C’mon now… Whatcha think you’re getting?
Okay, okay… enough of the games, I’ll just tell you.
I'm mailing you 2 (yes TWO) Pairs of SpectrumVision 3D Glasses (one for you and one for your bestie)
AND
Providing you with:
14 Day Complimentary Access to my New
Color-Bursting... Sonically Tantalizing... Cinema Channel:
Sure to redefine your expectations whenever
You hear the phrase:
"And now for something completely different".
The 3-D Glasses &
14 Day Access are Free.
(All I ask is you help me out with a small fee If, and only if, you feel the juice is worth the squeeze after a couple of weeks)
Is There A Gaurantee
Ummm, NO Absolutely Not.Well, sort of I guess. I mean, I'm not asking you for any money, so technically the question is moot no?...
Here's How it Works:
You provide your shipping details
And
Sign up for 14 day Free Access To my Cinema Channel:
I then ship you:
-2 pairs of SpectrumVision 3D Glasses
And give you
-2 weeks to checkout this:
Highly Unusual Cinema Channel Situation
For FREE!
If you like it keep it, if not keep the 3D Glasses as my thank you gift to you just for kicking the tires.
That's a certified "no-brainer"
So just go ahead and hit the damn order button ;)
"Wait!! You Said This Was a
"Shameless Bribe"!
Where are the Celebrities?
Okay, Okay...
Here is a pic with Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductee:
Tommy Stinson
(of The Replacements, Bash & Pop, Soul Asylum, GnR...)
And I checking out the channel
(Tommy is catching flys).
Now hit that button down below and let's get you rollin'
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